{"id":634,"date":"2008-03-25T09:01:40","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T09:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/?p=634"},"modified":"2008-03-25T09:01:40","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T09:01:40","slug":"nucleologie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2008\/03\/25\/nucleologie\/","title":{"rendered":"Nucl\u00e9ologie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La R\u00e9publique Fran\u00e7aise s&rsquo;est dot\u00e9e d&rsquo;un nouveau sous-marin nucl\u00e9aire. Soit. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 nomm\u00e9 Le Terrible. Alors l\u00e0 je dis non. Y en a marre de cette litanie de noms cens\u00e9s faire peur \u00e0 l&rsquo;ennemi, ou nous rassurer nous-m\u00eames, comme des peintures de guerre. <br \/> Un tour sur Wikipedia, et voil\u00e0 la liste des noms pass\u00e9s :<br \/> Le Redoutable<br \/> Le Terrible<br \/> Le Foudroyant<br \/> L&rsquo;Indomptable<br \/> Le Tonnant<br \/> L&rsquo;Inflexible<br \/> &#8230; et maintenant, le Terrible \u00e0 nouveau.<br \/> Manque d&rsquo;imagination, volont\u00e9 pass\u00e9iste de r\u00e9tablir la menace des oriflammes, on peut mieux faire.<br \/> Alors je vais proposer quelques noms, en bon citoyen et en bon fran\u00e7ais ett je vais pousser l&rsquo;effort civique jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 les classer en cat\u00e9gories. En notant que c&rsquo;est pas mal quand le nom finit en -ble, mais c&rsquo;est pas obligatoire.<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0Sh\u00e9riff fais-moi peur\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Le fier \u00e0 bras<\/li>\n<li>Le Tiranic<\/li>\n<li>Le Bilieux<\/li>\n<li>Le Teigneux<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;Hypersensible<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;Irascible<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;Implacable (mention rugby)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0Nom qui en jette\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Le Coruscant<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;Immarcescible<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;\u00e9r\u00e9mitique<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;\u00e9burn\u00e9en<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;H\u00e9m\u00e9ralope<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;Imputrescible<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0Typically French\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Le Gras-Double<\/li>\n<li>Le Jovial<\/li>\n<li>Le Fringant<\/li>\n<li>Le Tripou<\/li>\n<li>Le R\u00e2leur<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0Typically french qui en jette comme Artaban\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>L&rsquo;Imbitable<\/li>\n<li>Le R\u00e9tractable<\/li>\n<li>Le D\u00e9calquable<\/li>\n<li>Le Torchable<\/li>\n<li>Le Comestible<\/li>\n<li>Le Regrettable<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0Mes pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb<\/span> <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>L&rsquo;Imperm\u00e9able<\/li>\n<li>Le Soluble<\/li>\n<li>Le Gonflable<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La R\u00e9publique Fran\u00e7aise s&rsquo;est dot\u00e9e d&rsquo;un nouveau sous-marin nucl\u00e9aire. Soit. Il a \u00e9t\u00e9 nomm\u00e9 Le Terrible. Alors l\u00e0 je dis non. Y en a marre de cette litanie de noms cens\u00e9s faire peur \u00e0 l&rsquo;ennemi, ou nous rassurer nous-m\u00eames, comme &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2008\/03\/25\/nucleologie\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflexions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}