{"id":337,"date":"2007-02-09T19:45:46","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T19:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/?p=337"},"modified":"2007-02-09T19:45:46","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T19:45:46","slug":"lapsus-clavieri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2007\/02\/09\/lapsus-clavieri\/","title":{"rendered":"Lapsus clavieri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De temps en temps, je commets des lapsus au clavier (je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re penser qu&rsquo;il y a un processus inconscient, plut\u00f4t que de parler de fautes de frappe). En voici un floril\u00e8ge : <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Une nouvelle que tu me balkances <em>(&#8230; d&rsquo;Estonie ?)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>R\u00e9ponse typiquement f\u00e9linine<\/li>\n<li>On ne peut gu\u00e8re l\u00e9viter<\/li>\n<li>Induboitablement<\/li>\n<li>Tu m&rsquo;enfance dans ma m\u00e9diorit\u00e9<\/li>\n<li>La performance est exp\u00e9rim\u00e9e<\/li>\n<li>L&rsquo;ovule parfait de ton visage<\/li>\n<li>Epinardos <em>(au lieu de peinardos)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Il singifie<\/li>\n<li>Chacun suivait de lion la vie de l&rsquo;autre<\/li>\n<li>Cela ne vaut pas la pine<\/li>\n<li>je suis d&rsquo;une ignorance grasse<\/li>\n<li>merdi beaucoup pour ton cadeau<\/li>\n<li>\u00e9copute les paroles<\/li>\n<li>Je d\u00e9cach\u00e8te les mails \u00e0 la vitesse de la pes\u00e9e<\/li>\n<li>La date milite<\/li>\n<li>J&rsquo;ai cru que j&rsquo;allais \u00eatre \u00e9lectroctu\u00e9<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De temps en temps, je commets des lapsus au clavier (je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re penser qu&rsquo;il y a un processus inconscient, plut\u00f4t que de parler de fautes de frappe). En voici un floril\u00e8ge : Une nouvelle que tu me balkances (&#8230; d&rsquo;Estonie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2007\/02\/09\/lapsus-clavieri\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[29,87],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fonds-de-miroir","tag-informatique","tag-perso"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}