{"id":272,"date":"2006-12-13T16:59:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-13T16:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/?p=272"},"modified":"2025-12-05T07:26:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T06:26:07","slug":"spim-spam-spoum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2006\/12\/13\/spim-spam-spoum\/","title":{"rendered":"Spim Spam Spoum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sans y passer des heures, la lecture des spams est instructive. D&rsquo;abord parce qu&rsquo;elle permet de savoir quels sont les secteurs dynamiques sur Internet, les business models qui marchent. Et l\u00e0 je vous r\u00e9ponds tout de suite, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;assurance auto et la vente de m\u00e9dicaments de toute sorte, point, m\u00eame les 3615 Ulla tendent \u00e0 se rar\u00e9fier, le big business model, le coeur de cible, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;aumobiliste avec malus qui a besoin de m\u00e9dicaments (de toutes sortes&#8230;)<br>\n L&rsquo;autre information qu&rsquo;apportent les spams, c&rsquo;est une meilleure compr\u00e9hension de la langue anglaise, qui est en m\u00eame temps imag\u00e9e, po\u00e9tique, mais surtout, <em>parfaitement adapt\u00e9e \u00e0 des phrases courtes, percutantes<\/em> (c&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire, l&rsquo;id\u00e9al pour un sujet de message, ou de commentaire.)<br>\n D\u00e9monstration de cette puissance po\u00e9tique :<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/SpimSpamSpoum.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"590\" height=\"35\" src=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/SpimSpamSpoum.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/SpimSpamSpoum.jpg 590w, https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/SpimSpamSpoum-300x18.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p> Il n&rsquo;y a pas \u00e0 dire, je reste admiratif. Non pas tant devant la promesse, \u00e0 laquelle je crois peu. Mais devant l&rsquo;inventivit\u00e9 po\u00e9tique. A tel point que j&rsquo;ai du mal \u00e0 traduire en termes aussi imag\u00e9s. Je m&rsquo;y essaie n\u00e9anmoins, mais si quelqu&rsquo;un peut m&rsquo;aider (\u00e0 traduire, hein, pour le reste, je me d\u00e9brouillerai) :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>nous pouvons doubler la taille de votre<\/em>, \u00e7a c&rsquo;est la partie facile, mais apr\u00e8s :\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>bton de b\u00e9lier ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>manche de ramoneur ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>boute-en-train ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>tige de piston ?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p> Aidez-moi, je sens que \u00e7a va me titiller toute la nuit&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sans y passer des heures, la lecture des spams est instructive. D&rsquo;abord parce qu&rsquo;elle permet de savoir quels sont les secteurs dynamiques sur Internet, les business models qui marchent. Et l\u00e0 je vous r\u00e9ponds tout de suite, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;assurance auto &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/2006\/12\/13\/spim-spam-spoum\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[37,41,51],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-informatique-et-internet","tag-houmor","tag-mots","tag-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6885,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/6885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophethibierge.com\/blogthib\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}